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Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
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If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, he'd make a fortune.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it's going to be up all night.
—Steven Wright, comedian